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DadJokes For cohh
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 5:50 pm
by HellbornNL
since cohh is becomming a dad in like 2 months, my sugestion it to post some Dad Jokes for him to use.
Keep it classy people. no racials slurs or what ever. but add whatever you came up with or heard about it
ill start it off:
Why did that bicycle fall over
Because it was to Tired
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 5:53 pm
by lardgap
I like to tell dad jokes, but he never listens.
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 5:57 pm
by EdgeDancr
Why was six afraid of seven?
--Because seven was a well known six offender.
credit: many places on the internet
Also, here's a good website for all future dads to study:
100 Dad Jokes
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 6:08 pm
by Arief87
How does moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 6:09 pm
by Dreazer4000
I want to make a joke about sodium, but Na.
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 6:56 pm
by Dadpool1980
What is an emotes favorite drink?
A Kappa-cino.
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2017 12:32 pm
by Captain_Stronk
The only time it's good to yell, "I HAVE DIARRHEA!" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a sh*tload of points.
with regards to
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/ use with caution
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2017 12:52 pm
by stiners99
Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2017 12:58 pm
by stiners99
Two satellites decided to get married, the wedding wasnt much, but the reception was incredible!
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2017 4:41 pm
by HellbornNL
[QUOTE="stiners99, post: 40676, member: 78639"]Two satellites decided to get married, the wedding wasnt much, but the reception was incredible![/QUOTE]
worst one so far cohhGG
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2017 4:41 pm
by HellbornNL
i call you later. pls son call me dad
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2017 6:29 pm
by Dadpool1980
What did the Ghost go as for Halloween?
It went as John Cena. Cause "You can't see me".
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2017 6:40 pm
by divideh
I’m reading a book on the history of glue.. can’t put it down
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2017 6:45 pm
by divideh
I used to have a job at calendar factory, but i got fired because i took a couple of day off
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2017 11:41 am
by MKHito
Have you heard of the band 1023mb?
They haven't got a gig yet
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2017 4:35 pm
by LupusCardinal
What does the dog say after a hard day at work?
Today was rough.
Source: Alexa (she's my "go to" for everything now a days)
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2017 6:03 pm
by HellbornNL
[QUOTE="LupusCardinal, post: 40721, member: 10639"]What does the dog say after a hard day at work?
Today was rough.
Source: Alexa (she's my "go to" for everything now a days)[/QUOTE]
wow wait you can ask Alexa for dadjoke Xd thats great
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:04 pm
by LupusCardinal
[QUOTE="hellbornnl, post: 40723, member: 24934"]wow wait you can ask Alexa for dadjoke Xd thats great[/QUOTE]
Yup! Today's was: "At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hotdogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline."
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:25 pm
by Dadpool1980
When is a sandwich not a sandwich?
When it gets eaten.
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 9:55 pm
by Dadpool1980
Why did the man say he couldn't afford dessert.
He said it was too rich.