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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 8:08 pm
by dommmination
Wish granted,
it shines directly in your eyes, all you can see is rainbow and effectively blinds you.
I wish I had a magic carpet
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 11:26 am
by XlOz
Wish granted.
It tightens around you and strangle you to death.
I wish i had super speed
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 10:32 am
by SkeletalJester
Granted.
You must always run at super speed, if you stop even for a second your atoms vibrate apart tearing you apart on an atomic level.
I wish I could control the elements.
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 11:23 am
by Vurisa
Wish granted
You get all the control over the elements, but if you stop concentrating for even 1 sec, the same elements you controlled before will tear the world appart.
I wish for chocolate ice cream
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 3:12 pm
by sephraem
Wish Granted, but it had a mind of it's own and kept bucking you off no matter how secure.
I wish I would never get sick.
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 5:37 pm
by Goryan
Wish Granted, you have an immune system that never tires, it turns on you and eats you from the inside out.
I wish I could never worry.
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 4:51 pm
by realCoda
Granted, but since you never worry, you die of walking off a cliff since you didn't worry about the consequences.
I wish I invented the internet.
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 8:52 am
by matonster
Wish Granted, don't worry it's already bad enough because you're responsible for all those child porn sites
i wish i was immortal
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 10:44 am
by realCoda
Wish granted, but you're always in pain.
I wish I was always happy
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 2:02 pm
by SkeletalJester
Granted, but anyone you even consider a friend lives in despair and pain.
I wish the world would burn.
Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:43 pm
by Cromigon
Wish granted, but noone died, so everyone that you ever knew or cared for is now living in constant pain and agony, their bodies charred by the everlasting fire.
I wish that I worked for the Secret Service.
Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 11:55 pm
by sephraem
You work for the Secret Service, guarding the President, except you're a corrupt s.o.b. who takes a hefty bribe and lets the Commander in Chief to get assassinated.
I wish I knew what a plethora was.
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2015 6:53 pm
by realCoda
You now know what a plethora is and you can't stop thinking about it anymore. It's the only thing you can talk about and everyone hates you because of it.
I wish the debunking of this wish failed horribly.
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 12:29 am
by sephraem
Ooooohhhhh you cheeky bugger... Hmm....
Your wish comes true, but then Fate decides to make you her bitch and make all of your positive wishes to have a negative outcome, and all your negative wishes to have world destroying proportions.
I wish that Rex Ryan would realize that he really needs a diet.
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:07 am
by SkeletalJester
Wish granted, but once he does he becomes dark ruler of the world and bans anything not on his diet.
I wish I had a cheesecake.
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 12:36 pm
by sephraem
Wish granted, but you're given a slice of The Cheesecake Factory's lo-carb cheesecake which tastes like absolute crap.
I wish that I knew what the Evil Overlord was thinking right now.
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 5:53 pm
by Cromigon
Wish granted, but the knowledge makes you go insane and claw your eyes out of their sockets.
I wish that I had a magnificent beard.
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 2:06 am
by sephraem
Wish granted, but instead of the hair growing on your face, it continuously grew from your crotch and butt.
I wish Steam games and their DLCs weren't so expensive.
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:49 am
by SkeletalJester
Granted, every game becomes free, but gaming becomes taboo.
I wish for people to stop being assholes so often.
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 2:40 pm
by sephraem
Granted, but instead of having assholes, you have streets filled to the brim with emo people, completely lowering the ability to be happy to abysmal levels.
I wish I could win a free legitimate copy of H1Z1.