The Cohhilition

Granted, but it becomes the only copy and the devs disappear from the world.

I wish Cohh was drinking a few more beers during H1Z1

Granted, but when he gets sloshed beyond all compare, he starts revealing all the things that happen between himself and the Lady Elaina in their private chambers, not knowing she's in chat watching.

I wish it was a nice temperature right now... somewhere in the late 50s, early 60s.

Granted, you are teleported to the middle of death valley where the current temp is about 61 degrees. How long it will be that temp who knows but its a nice temp "right now".

I wish for 51% stock in all the casinos on the strip in Las Vegas, NV.

Granted, but then you have every single Mafia family from across the world making you offers your really shouldn't refuse until you are a stock holder in name only.

I want free Twitch sub to Cohh's channel for the rest of his streaming days.

Granted but due to a bot malfunction you can no longer talk to chat.

I wish to have the Midas touch with complete control over what I turn to gold.

Granted, but anytime you turn something to gold you feel yourself racked with paralyzing pain lasting for days and nearly killing you.

I wish I was better at kendo and a tad more physically fit.