The Cohhilition

Posted: **Sun Jan 11, 2015 3:34 am**

I'm what little girls see when they say "Bloody Mary" in a dark room with a mirror...

Posted: **Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:31 am**

This is what I get for eating those faxed waffles

Posted: **Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:29 pm**

See those oval shaped things those guys in the pads are throwing? Those are genetically engineered nuts! (And that's how Deflategate was born)

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2015 2:08 am**

Either I am higher than I thought, or there are really letters circling my head.

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2015 7:18 pm**

"Ohh look! A bird!"

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2015 3:27 am**

I'm one of the extra's from the scene with the Dead Men of Dunharrow...

Posted: **Sun Feb 01, 2015 12:00 am**

"One does not simply gain the right to call themself a gamer because they play COD"

Posted: **Sun Feb 01, 2015 2:09 am**

What happens when I stare directly at an X-ray machine?

Posted: **Sun Feb 01, 2015 12:38 pm**

I like pie

Posted: **Sun Feb 01, 2015 11:04 pm**

Yay, another pin for my TGIF work uniform.

Posted: **Mon Feb 02, 2015 8:50 am**

She is the light in our life, with the voice of the dovahkiin

Posted: **Wed Feb 04, 2015 7:40 am**

What am i! i look like a word spelled with toiletpaper!

Posted: **Wed Feb 04, 2015 6:03 pm**

I'm sick of being Red Mario. I wanna be green. It always gets the ladies...

Posted: **Wed Mar 18, 2015 10:39 am**

I remember how it was to have a dad. Kinda. He had a mighty beard.
So did mom at some point.

Posted: **Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:39 pm**

I'm the creepiest clown you never saw coming....
(Now with LED light up eyes!)

Posted: **Sat Mar 21, 2015 8:43 am**

I am perplexed about the positioning of that lamp. Next to that desk? Come on.

Posted: **Sat May 02, 2015 7:56 pm**

my arms are too small to even lift a pencil

Posted: **Sun May 03, 2015 7:49 pm**

This was no candy...!

Posted: **Thu May 21, 2015 9:36 pm**

I DUN EVEN

Posted: **Fri May 22, 2015 2:07 pm**

LELELELELELELELELELELELELELELEL

What is the above users avatar thinking?