Corrupt a wish

3 Word Story and other weird forum games
PawDK
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Mon Dec 29, 2014 9:32 am

This is my favorite Forum game, can't remember if i played it with you guys, but lets go again, yes? :D

basically, the rules are simple, you start corrupting the wish in the post above, then making a wish, like this-
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I wish i had a magic ring
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Granted, the ring has the power of making you dizzy permanently

I wish i had better luck
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easy, yes? :D lets go

I wish i had a job
MavenOfMisfortune
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Mon Nov 23, 2015 3:08 pm

Your job is moderating 4chan's /b/, and you get paid based on how much the community improves.

I wish my room were clean.
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ticktock1231
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Tue Nov 24, 2015 8:46 am

Your room is clean because robbers came in and took everything.

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I wish I was healther
cellstern
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Thu Nov 26, 2015 3:07 pm

You are so healthy that doctors around the world want to run tests on you every day for the rest of your life which leaves no time for your personal interests.

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I wish for nothing.
MavenOfMisfortune
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Thu Nov 26, 2015 3:32 pm

The universe ends. Nice job, jerk.

I wish I was immune from writer's block.
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cellstern
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Thu Nov 26, 2015 4:41 pm

Congratulations your writers block is gone but now you can't stop typing/writing for anything.

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I wish for eternal youth at my current age of 24.
ticktock1231
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Mon Nov 30, 2015 9:04 am

Like most people who live forever you watch as your family and friends pass away with old age.
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I wish I was better at video games
r2d2____
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Thu Dec 24, 2015 10:26 am

Granted, but you slowly and surely start to gain weight as you become addicted to video games and eventually become a 684 pound slob that needs help to barely stand up from your chair.

I wish for good presents for Christmas. (Christmas Eve currently!)
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crazytrickster127
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Thu Dec 24, 2015 10:43 am

your presents are so good it sends all the gift givers into incredible debt thus making them homeless etc.

I wish for world peace
MavenOfMisfortune
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Thu Dec 24, 2015 10:55 am

Granted. Humanity is now extinct.

I wish for life-long friendships.
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ticktock1231
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Thu Dec 24, 2015 2:39 pm

You now have a small group of friends that will be with you until the end, problem is that they are attached to you.

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I wish the Cohhalition has a great holiday season.
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Awfully_Nice
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Wed Jan 06, 2016 12:45 pm

Granted, the Cohhilition did have a great holiday season, but we're all plagued with sunny weather and 0 snow, so it ruins our holiday spirit. :V

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I wish I had a senpai.
MavenOfMisfortune
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Wed Jan 06, 2016 10:07 pm

Granted, senpai doesn't notice you.

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I wish I had a more consistent and faster internet connection.
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Alysante
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Thu Jan 07, 2016 8:08 am

Granted, but you have to use Internet Explorer all the time

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I wish I was able to travel to any place I want, anytime I want
ticktock1231
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Thu Jan 07, 2016 9:05 am

"anytime" got messed up in translation and now you are like the TV show Quantum Leap where you go to different points in time and can never go back home.

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I wish for a cure to the common cold
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ZenUltracrepidarians
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Thu Jan 07, 2016 9:37 am

Granted, but you have the common cold for the rest of your life.

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I wish for more wishes to grant.
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MavenOfMisfortune
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Thu Jan 07, 2016 11:40 am

You are enslaved as a genie.

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I wish there were an OS that could play games like Windows yet was reliable like Apple's OS X.
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Alysante
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Thu Jan 07, 2016 8:18 pm

Granted, but you have to update every hour!
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Wish I could understand what animals are thinking (my cat must have some crazy thoughts sometimes lol)
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Mhurgle
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Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:10 am

Granted, but now you can hear every animal on the planet, at the same time, all the time; thus rendering you insane.
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I wish to become a God of Monsters.
Totally Not A Chaos God,
Definitely Not A Demon Lord,
Not Likely A Boogeyman,
Probably A Ghost.
vader81d
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Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:29 pm

Granted, but your monster children overthrow you and seal you underground.
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I wish there was a way to actually do magic.
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