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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 12:55 pm
by WadeDMcGinnis
Granted however you can only do magic if kicked by a donkey.

I wish I can absorb the worlds knowledge with a touch of the hand to solve a number of issues.

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 4:36 am
by CrazyCrocTheFirst
Granted but the world has the mind of a toddler. you are now trying to fit a rectangle through a circular hole

I wish I could explore space

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 6:17 pm
by sephraem
Granted, but you explore space without the proper equipment and you die, horribly, like a derp.

I wish Cohh would grow his beard back, but not to the point he has an Ello beard.

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:21 pm
by Mhurgle
Granted, but if ever Cohh grows his beard close to Ello's, he becomes Ello and Ello becomes Cohh.

I wish for a fulfilling prophecy where one of my Monster Children betrays their kind to unleash me, the God of Monsters upon the world once again.

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 3:37 am
by PropitiationDannyb
Granted, but you made yourself disappear and now you don't exist

I wish you could goto walmart and buy new attachable limbs

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 5:23 pm
by Saltymuffingaming
Granted, but you come back tiny and get squished by your child.

I wish I could phase through solid objects

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:50 pm
by ZenUltracrepidarians
Granted, but you are forever a ghost!

I wish I could never use the toilet.