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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2016 12:55 pm
Granted however you can only do magic if kicked by a donkey.
I wish I can absorb the worlds knowledge with a touch of the hand to solve a number of issues.
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 4:36 am
Granted but the world has the mind of a toddler. you are now trying to fit a rectangle through a circular hole
I wish I could explore space
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 6:17 pm
Granted, but you explore space without the proper equipment and you die, horribly, like a derp.
I wish Cohh would grow his beard back, but not to the point he has an Ello beard.
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:21 pm
Granted, but if ever Cohh grows his beard close to Ello's, he becomes Ello and Ello becomes Cohh.
I wish for a fulfilling prophecy where one of my Monster Children betrays their kind to unleash me, the God of Monsters upon the world once again.
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 3:37 am
Granted, but you made yourself disappear and now you don't exist
I wish you could goto walmart and buy new attachable limbs
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 5:23 pm
Granted, but you come back tiny and get squished by your child.
I wish I could phase through solid objects
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:50 pm
Granted, but you are forever a ghost!
I wish I could never use the toilet.