So. I was bored.
Changed the lyrics from Bloodhound Gangs song called Fire Water Burn to make it more... Cohh, I mean Cohn.
It's not perfect, but I tried.
Sing with me and ignore the original lyrics (SFW Donkey Edit) - [MEDIA=youtube]tTVEhmg8pMg[/MEDIA]
Ahem..
The Cohn, the Cohn, the Cohn of pure carnage
The Cohn, the Cohn, the Cohn of pure carnage
The Cohn, the Cohn, the Cohn of pure carnage
We don't need no haters let those motherfluffers purge
Purge motherfluffers purge
Hello my name is Cohh Carnage and I'm a friendly guy
If you're not subscribed you might as well just do it with Twitch Prime
My chat is great but if peeps be buggin' give props to my mods
'Cause they're all fly
But I can take the heat 'cause I'm a real piece of meat known as 'Friendly streamer Guy'
Yeah I drink a lot of coffee hard to stream with a tired eye
But if I'm out of coffee I just call Madrinas in no time
'Cause I'm kind of like an addict always drinking my own Cohhfee
Also if you use a bad word in my channel you will die
The Cohn, the Cohn, the Cohn of pure carnage
The Cohn, the Cohn, the Cohn of pure carnage
The Cohn, the Cohn, the Cohn of pure carnage
We don't need no haters let those motherfluffers purge
Purge motherfluffers purge
Yo yo, this hard-core 'Nice guy Streamer' image takes a lot of practice
I'm not like Barry Carlyon no I'm a dingus like Frank is
I just got a new sub and five more I'm bad at math that's seven
My Chat will go to heaven
So the 4 years went well I hope the rest goes as well
I'll spend my days with Laina Carnage, Roen, and the Chat with no name
And cats and dogs, A zoo, The Chat and Donkey Murphy shall suffice
And Letho yeah, The Stream Slayer 'cause he's the anti-Christ
The Cohn, the Cohn, the Cohn of pure carnage
The Cohn, the Cohn, the Cohn of pure carnage
The Cohn, the Cohn, the Cohn of pure carnage
We don't need no haters let those motherfluffers purge
Purge motherfluffers purge
Everybody here we go
Cohn Cohn
C'mon party people
Cohn Cohn
Throw your hands in the air
Cohn Cohn
C'mon party people
Cohn Cohn
Wave 'em like you don't care
Cohn Cohn
C'mon party people
Cohn Cohn
Everbody say COHH
Cohn Cohn
C'mon party people
Cohn Cohn
Everybody here we go
Cohn Cohn
C'mon party people
Cohn Cohn
Throw your hands in the air
Cohn Cohn
C'mon party people
Cohn Cohn
Wave 'em like you don't care
Cohn Cohn
C'mon party people
Cohn Cohn
Everbody say COHH
Cohn Cohn
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