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The Flare Path: Talks To The Bogeymen

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 10:13 am
by Cohhilitionbot
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Flare Path would like to apologise for the late running of Friday’s column. The 50-hour delay was caused by signalling problems, leaves on the line, partisan sabotage, and a Lambton Worm-linked tunnel collapse. Anyone seriously inconvenienced should write to The Flare Path Customer Services Dept. c/o Captain Harry ‘Dapper’ Danvers, The Green Lion, Badger Cull Lane, Little Coddling, Wiltshire, for a compensation form request form request form. (more…)

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