Corrupted Wish

3 Word Story and other weird forum games
vaxxpool
Posts: 3
Joined: Tue Jul 29, 2014 11:23 am
Location: Canada!
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Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:40 pm

I grant your wish and Justin Bieber can't get enough of you!

I wish for never ending Tacos!
YouTuber, Streamer, Cosplayer! Lover of Tacos.
sephraem
Posts: 95
Joined: Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:06 pm

Sun Aug 03, 2014 8:39 pm

Wish granted. You become extremely sexy, except the women want you as a friend and the guys want to get in your pants.

I wish I had a backbone.
"You surrender after you're dead."

“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”

“Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.”
sephraem
Posts: 95
Joined: Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:06 pm

Sun Aug 03, 2014 8:41 pm

Wish granted. These tacos had ghost chilis in the meat, so not only do you lose the taste buds on your tongue, you a profusely bleeding out your butt.

I wish for a stronger backbone
"You surrender after you're dead."

“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”

“Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.”
kunguru
Posts: 40
Joined: Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:32 pm

Tue Aug 12, 2014 12:45 pm

Granted! All the women want you, your mother, grandmother, aunts, cousins, sisters, all those fiesty ladies at the old folk homes, want your junk.

I wish to be faxed some delicious bacon and waffles
ratedmformeaty
Posts: 44
Joined: Thu Jun 26, 2014 7:31 am
Location: Co.Kildare Ireland

Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:19 am

Granted! Except the bacon isn't cooked and the waffles are mouldy. Oh, and it broke your FAX machine in the process

I wish I had a professional-level Gaming PC
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SmuttBudgie
Posts: 52
Joined: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:00 pm
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Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:43 pm

Wish granted, you get the professional PC but its so pro you dont know how to turn it on and every time you touch it it gives you and electric shock.

I wish to live on the moon.
Degobear
Posts: 205
Joined: Thu Jul 18, 2013 7:59 pm
Location: England

Mon Aug 18, 2014 6:33 pm

Wish granted, but you forgot to pack your space suit when leaving Earth, so you die when you get there.

I wish I had a lifetimes supply of bacon
dommmination
Posts: 12
Joined: Sun May 11, 2014 9:04 am

Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:28 am

Wish granted, but it's locked in a clear vault and they never told you the code to access it. you can only stare at it forever. strangely you can smell it as well and it seems like some really good quality bacon.

I wish I could could get a steam account with every game on steam credited to the account.
drmorningwoody
Posts: 31
Joined: Tue Dec 03, 2013 1:32 pm
Location: Funky Town, Texas
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Tue Aug 19, 2014 10:07 am

Gaben falls down your chimney like santa clause with a brand new computer that has steam installed and every game credited to the account. However, you're forced to download every single train simulator dlc on your dial-up connection before you can access any other game.

I would to be able to teleport.
sephraem
Posts: 95
Joined: Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:06 pm

Wed Aug 20, 2014 1:33 am

Granted, but you fell asleep during practical training so you split yourself in half.

I wish Torque would run the country for a week.
"You surrender after you're dead."

“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”

“Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.”
themrbacon1
Posts: 151
Joined: Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:50 am
Location: Germany

Wed Aug 20, 2014 8:50 am

He does, but he does not return the power after a week. We all die working as slaves, carrying catnip all day!

I wish I wouldnt miss so many streams because of school :(
I come into the stream and.....
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kunguru
Posts: 40
Joined: Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:32 pm

Tue Aug 26, 2014 9:25 am

Granted, you fail out of school and start work at McDonalds. You watch the streams at the local library as you cannot afford a computer, phone or internet.

I wish this week would fly by, I want to start my new job.
themrbacon1
Posts: 151
Joined: Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:50 am
Location: Germany

Tue Aug 26, 2014 1:59 pm

You get hit by a car and you fall into a coma, the week flies by, but when you wake up, the new job doesnt wants you anymore.

I wish a bacon sandwich!
I come into the stream and.....
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sephraem
Posts: 95
Joined: Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:06 pm

Sat Sep 06, 2014 1:45 pm

Wish granted, but instead of legitimate crispy bacon, it's soggy and made of soy.

I wish I could lose 100 pounds of my weight.
"You surrender after you're dead."

“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”

“Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.”
willwillkill95
Posts: 2
Joined: Sat Aug 02, 2014 11:40 am
Location: UK

Sun Sep 07, 2014 8:54 am

Looks like you got your wish! You lose 80 pounds of fat before your eyes but suddenly slump to the ground in a jelly like manner, the other 20 pounds were your bones...

I wish I didn't have to sleep.
dommmination
Posts: 12
Joined: Sun May 11, 2014 9:04 am

Sun Sep 07, 2014 2:56 pm

granted! you are kept up at all times by terrible nightmares of your horrible untimely death and the end of the world!

I wish I could just get twitch streams beamed into my brain so i dont have to bother with silly tv screens.
Lonkley
Posts: 45
Joined: Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:12 pm
Location: Reno, NV

Sun Sep 07, 2014 3:17 pm

Wish Granted! You now get ALL twitch streams beamed into your brain simultaneously!

I wish I could build physical things.
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SkeletalJester
Posts: 34
Joined: Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:19 am
Location: Texas
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Fri Oct 03, 2014 1:30 pm

In the end no matter what you build kills someone.

I wish I could make food appear from thin air.
Humans are weak and die easy, but no matter how weak, how much we are tortured or trampled upon, no matter how much pain we feel we still want to live.
DrunkenKitten
Posts: 2
Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:50 am

Mon Oct 13, 2014 10:30 am

Wish Granted!
The food appears in your throat and chokes you to death.

I wish I could use teleportation.
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Vurisa
Posts: 60
Joined: Mon Sep 15, 2014 1:54 pm
Location: The Netherlands
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Mon Oct 13, 2014 1:47 pm

Wish Granted,
You are teleported into a wall

I wish for a rainbow
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