Corrupt a wish

[PawDK]

This is my favorite Forum game, can't remember if i played it with you guys, but lets go again, yes?

basically, the rules are simple, you start corrupting the wish in the post above, then making a wish, like this-
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I wish i had a magic ring
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Granted, the ring has the power of making you dizzy permanently

I wish i had better luck
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easy, yes? lets go

I wish i had a job

[MavenOfMisfortune]

Your job is moderating 4chan's /b/, and you get paid based on how much the community improves.

I wish my room were clean.

[ticktock1231]

Your room is clean because robbers came in and took everything.

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I wish I was healther

[cellstern]

You are so healthy that doctors around the world want to run tests on you every day for the rest of your life which leaves no time for your personal interests.

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I wish for nothing.

[MavenOfMisfortune]

The universe ends. Nice job, jerk.

I wish I was immune from writer's block.

[cellstern]

Congratulations your writers block is gone but now you can't stop typing/writing for anything.

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I wish for eternal youth at my current age of 24.

[ticktock1231]

Like most people who live forever you watch as your family and friends pass away with old age.
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I wish I was better at video games

[r2d2____]

Granted, but you slowly and surely start to gain weight as you become addicted to video games and eventually become a 684 pound slob that needs help to barely stand up from your chair.

I wish for good presents for Christmas. (Christmas Eve currently!)

[crazytrickster127]

your presents are so good it sends all the gift givers into incredible debt thus making them homeless etc.

I wish for world peace

[MavenOfMisfortune]

Granted. Humanity is now extinct.

I wish for life-long friendships.

[ticktock1231]

You now have a small group of friends that will be with you until the end, problem is that they are attached to you.

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I wish the Cohhalition has a great holiday season.

[Awfully_Nice]

Granted, the Cohhilition did have a great holiday season, but we're all plagued with sunny weather and 0 snow, so it ruins our holiday spirit. :V

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I wish I had a senpai.

[MavenOfMisfortune]

Granted, senpai doesn't notice you.

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I wish I had a more consistent and faster internet connection.

[Alysante]

Granted, but you have to use Internet Explorer all the time

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I wish I was able to travel to any place I want, anytime I want

[ticktock1231]

"anytime" got messed up in translation and now you are like the TV show Quantum Leap where you go to different points in time and can never go back home.

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I wish for a cure to the common cold

[ZenUltracrepidarians]

Granted, but you have the common cold for the rest of your life.

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I wish for more wishes to grant.

[MavenOfMisfortune]

You are enslaved as a genie.

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I wish there were an OS that could play games like Windows yet was reliable like Apple's OS X.

[Alysante]

Granted, but you have to update every hour!
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Wish I could understand what animals are thinking (my cat must have some crazy thoughts sometimes lol)

[Mhurgle]

Granted, but now you can hear every animal on the planet, at the same time, all the time; thus rendering you insane.
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I wish to become a God of Monsters.

[vader81d]

Granted, but your monster children overthrow you and seal you underground.
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I wish there was a way to actually do magic.