DadJokes For cohh

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HellbornNL
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Mon Jan 16, 2017 5:50 pm

since cohh is becomming a dad in like 2 months, my sugestion it to post some Dad Jokes for him to use.

Keep it classy people. no racials slurs or what ever. but add whatever you came up with or heard about it


ill start it off:

Why did that bicycle fall over

Because it was to Tired
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Mon Jan 16, 2017 5:53 pm

I like to tell dad jokes, but he never listens.
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Mon Jan 16, 2017 5:57 pm

Why was six afraid of seven?
--Because seven was a well known six offender.

credit: many places on the internet

Also, here's a good website for all future dads to study: 100 Dad Jokes
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Mon Jan 16, 2017 6:08 pm

How does moses make his tea?



Hebrews it.
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Mon Jan 16, 2017 6:09 pm

I want to make a joke about sodium, but Na.
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Mon Jan 16, 2017 6:56 pm

What is an emotes favorite drink?
A Kappa-cino.
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Tue Jan 17, 2017 12:32 pm

The only time it's good to yell, "I HAVE DIARRHEA!" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a sh*tload of points.

with regards to https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/ use with caution
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Tue Jan 17, 2017 12:52 pm

Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans
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Tue Jan 17, 2017 12:58 pm

Two satellites decided to get married, the wedding wasnt much, but the reception was incredible!
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Tue Jan 17, 2017 4:41 pm

[QUOTE="stiners99, post: 40676, member: 78639"]Two satellites decided to get married, the wedding wasnt much, but the reception was incredible![/QUOTE]
worst one so far cohhGG
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HellbornNL
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Tue Jan 17, 2017 4:41 pm

i call you later. pls son call me dad
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Dadpool1980
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Tue Jan 17, 2017 6:29 pm

What did the Ghost go as for Halloween?
It went as John Cena. Cause "You can't see me".
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I’m reading a book on the history of glue.. can’t put it down
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I used to have a job at calendar factory, but i got fired because i took a couple of day off
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Wed Jan 18, 2017 11:41 am

Have you heard of the band 1023mb?

They haven't got a gig yet
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Wed Jan 18, 2017 4:35 pm

What does the dog say after a hard day at work?
Today was rough.

Source: Alexa (she's my "go to" for everything now a days)
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Wed Jan 18, 2017 6:03 pm

[QUOTE="LupusCardinal, post: 40721, member: 10639"]What does the dog say after a hard day at work?
Today was rough.

Source: Alexa (she's my "go to" for everything now a days)[/QUOTE]
wow wait you can ask Alexa for dadjoke Xd thats great
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Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:04 pm

[QUOTE="hellbornnl, post: 40723, member: 24934"]wow wait you can ask Alexa for dadjoke Xd thats great[/QUOTE]

Yup! Today's was: "At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hotdogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline."
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Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:25 pm

When is a sandwich not a sandwich?
When it gets eaten.
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Thu Jan 26, 2017 9:55 pm

Why did the man say he couldn't afford dessert.
He said it was too rich.
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