Corrupted Wish

3 Word Story and other weird forum games
dommmination
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Mon Oct 13, 2014 8:08 pm

Wish granted,
it shines directly in your eyes, all you can see is rainbow and effectively blinds you.

I wish I had a magic carpet
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XlOz
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Tue Oct 14, 2014 11:26 am

Wish granted.
It tightens around you and strangle you to death.

I wish i had super speed
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SkeletalJester
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Wed Oct 15, 2014 10:32 am

Granted.
You must always run at super speed, if you stop even for a second your atoms vibrate apart tearing you apart on an atomic level.

I wish I could control the elements.
Humans are weak and die easy, but no matter how weak, how much we are tortured or trampled upon, no matter how much pain we feel we still want to live.
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Vurisa
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Wed Oct 15, 2014 11:23 am

Wish granted

You get all the control over the elements, but if you stop concentrating for even 1 sec, the same elements you controlled before will tear the world appart.

I wish for chocolate ice cream
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sephraem
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Wed Oct 22, 2014 3:12 pm

Wish Granted, but it had a mind of it's own and kept bucking you off no matter how secure.

I wish I would never get sick.
"You surrender after you're dead."

“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”

“Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.”
Goryan
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Wed Oct 22, 2014 5:37 pm

Wish Granted, you have an immune system that never tires, it turns on you and eats you from the inside out.

I wish I could never worry.
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AllUsernamesHaveBeenTaken
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Tue Jan 06, 2015 4:51 pm

Granted, but since you never worry, you die of walking off a cliff since you didn't worry about the consequences.

I wish I invented the internet.
matonster
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Wed Jan 07, 2015 8:52 am

Wish Granted, don't worry it's already bad enough because you're responsible for all those child porn sites

i wish i was immortal
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AllUsernamesHaveBeenTaken
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Wed Jan 07, 2015 10:44 am

Wish granted, but you're always in pain.

I wish I was always happy
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SkeletalJester
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Wed Jan 07, 2015 2:02 pm

Granted, but anyone you even consider a friend lives in despair and pain.

I wish the world would burn.
Humans are weak and die easy, but no matter how weak, how much we are tortured or trampled upon, no matter how much pain we feel we still want to live.
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Cromigon
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Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:43 pm

Wish granted, but noone died, so everyone that you ever knew or cared for is now living in constant pain and agony, their bodies charred by the everlasting fire.

I wish that I worked for the Secret Service.
sephraem
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Mon Jan 12, 2015 11:55 pm

You work for the Secret Service, guarding the President, except you're a corrupt s.o.b. who takes a hefty bribe and lets the Commander in Chief to get assassinated.

I wish I knew what a plethora was.
"You surrender after you're dead."

“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”

“Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.”
AllUsernamesHaveBeenTaken
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Tue Jan 13, 2015 6:53 pm

You now know what a plethora is and you can't stop thinking about it anymore. It's the only thing you can talk about and everyone hates you because of it.

I wish the debunking of this wish failed horribly.
sephraem
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Wed Jan 14, 2015 12:29 am

Ooooohhhhh you cheeky bugger... Hmm....

Your wish comes true, but then Fate decides to make you her bitch and make all of your positive wishes to have a negative outcome, and all your negative wishes to have world destroying proportions.

I wish that Rex Ryan would realize that he really needs a diet.
"You surrender after you're dead."

“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”

“Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.”
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SkeletalJester
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Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:07 am

Wish granted, but once he does he becomes dark ruler of the world and bans anything not on his diet.

I wish I had a cheesecake.
Humans are weak and die easy, but no matter how weak, how much we are tortured or trampled upon, no matter how much pain we feel we still want to live.
sephraem
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Wed Jan 14, 2015 12:36 pm

Wish granted, but you're given a slice of The Cheesecake Factory's lo-carb cheesecake which tastes like absolute crap.

I wish that I knew what the Evil Overlord was thinking right now.
"You surrender after you're dead."

“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”

“Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.”
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Cromigon
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Wed Jan 14, 2015 5:53 pm

Wish granted, but the knowledge makes you go insane and claw your eyes out of their sockets.

I wish that I had a magnificent beard.
sephraem
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Thu Jan 15, 2015 2:06 am

Wish granted, but instead of the hair growing on your face, it continuously grew from your crotch and butt.

I wish Steam games and their DLCs weren't so expensive.
"You surrender after you're dead."

“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”

“Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.”
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SkeletalJester
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Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:49 am

Granted, every game becomes free, but gaming becomes taboo.

I wish for people to stop being assholes so often.
Humans are weak and die easy, but no matter how weak, how much we are tortured or trampled upon, no matter how much pain we feel we still want to live.
sephraem
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Thu Jan 15, 2015 2:40 pm

Granted, but instead of having assholes, you have streets filled to the brim with emo people, completely lowering the ability to be happy to abysmal levels.

I wish I could win a free legitimate copy of H1Z1.
"You surrender after you're dead."

“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”

“Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.”
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