Grant the wish of the person above you, but only in the most horrible way.
Example:
I wish for $1,000,000
Wish Granted: You have been given $1,000,000 in pennies raining down from the sky, you are buried alive and the weight crushes you.
I will go first:
I wish for faster internet speeds in the US, like the have in civilized countries.
Corrupted Wish
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themrbacon1
- Posts: 151
- Joined: Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:50 am
- Location: Germany
Wish Granted: With your new internet you download all the viruses so fast, your PC can´t handle it and dies forever.
I wish for a nice, fast car!
I wish for a nice, fast car!
I come into the stream and.....
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Kunguru
- Posts: 40
- Joined: Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:32 pm
- Contact:
I grant your wish! Your nice fast car is delivered it takes premium gas and gets 1 mile per gallon on a 2 gallon tank. Enjoy the ride while it lasts.
I wish to be a muli-billionaire philanthropist playboy.
I wish to be a muli-billionaire philanthropist playboy.
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themrbacon1
- Posts: 151
- Joined: Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:50 am
- Location: Germany
Wish granted! You are rich, smart and sexy! The people love you, everyone wants to be with you. One day you come out of your castle and get stabbed by a crazy fangirl - she wanted you just to be with her and never talk to anybody else!
I wish I could stream 24 hour streams of me eating bacon.
I wish I could stream 24 hour streams of me eating bacon.
I come into the stream and.....
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Kunguru
- Posts: 40
- Joined: Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:32 pm
- Contact:
Your wish is granted!
Your girlfriend is smart, sexy, gorgeous and amazing in bed. Unfortunately she treats you like dirt, uses you for money, and sleeps with everyone but you.
I wish my office wasn't so cold.
Your girlfriend is smart, sexy, gorgeous and amazing in bed. Unfortunately she treats you like dirt, uses you for money, and sleeps with everyone but you.
I wish my office wasn't so cold.
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themrbacon1
- Posts: 151
- Joined: Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:50 am
- Location: Germany
Wish granted- You get beardhair like cohh, but everywhere but in your face.
I wish I would be would be awesome in every sport.
I wish I would be would be awesome in every sport.
I come into the stream and.....
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matonster
- Posts: 21
- Joined: Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:51 pm
- Location: Netherlands
Wish granted- You are athletic and gifted in every sport imaginable but you are unintelligent and socially impaired, social interactions always get you in awkward situations and you have no friends or lovers (or family that accepts)
i wish i wasnt such a dick
i wish i wasnt such a dick
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sephraem
- Posts: 95
- Joined: Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:06 pm
Wish granted- You are no longer a dick, but you are a pushover to everyone you me. People take advantage of you to the point where you snap and take your life.
I wish I had one bottle of beer.
I wish I had one bottle of beer.
"You surrender after you're dead."
“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”
“Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.”
“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”
“Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.”
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Kunguru
- Posts: 40
- Joined: Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:32 pm
- Contact:
Granted! You have one large bottle of skunky beer. Sure it's 5 years past it's fresh date, and a coors light, but wishers can't be choosers!
I wish I had the money to buy into the Elite: Dangerous Beta
I wish I had the money to buy into the Elite: Dangerous Beta
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themrbacon1
- Posts: 151
- Joined: Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:50 am
- Location: Germany
Granted! You get the money and buy into the game. But your pc dies and now you dont have the money to repair it!
I wish I would be married ^^
I wish I would be married ^^
I come into the stream and.....
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sephraem
- Posts: 95
- Joined: Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:06 pm
Ewwww Coors Light...
Wish Granted! You get married, but it was during a satanic mass and you promised the devil your servitude for eternity and first born child.
I wish I could brew a decent cup of coffee. (yawns)
Wish Granted! You get married, but it was during a satanic mass and you promised the devil your servitude for eternity and first born child.
I wish I could brew a decent cup of coffee. (yawns)
"You surrender after you're dead."
“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”
“Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.”
“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”
“Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.”
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jackmboyle
- Posts: 205
- Joined: Thu Jul 18, 2013 7:59 pm
- Location: England
- Contact:
Wish granted, but you scold your tongue on the hot coffee and can no longer taste anything forever.
I wish it was a nice comfortable temperature to go to sleep in
I wish it was a nice comfortable temperature to go to sleep in
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olonius
- Posts: 7
- Joined: Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:25 am
- Location: Norway
- Contact:
Wish granted! The temperature is just the way you want it, but it's due to the radiation from a nearby nuke facility. The doctor gives you 7 days.
I wish i lived in the US
I wish i lived in the US
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Kiratze
- Posts: 199
- Joined: Fri May 30, 2014 3:33 pm
- Contact:
Wish granted! But you end up getting stuck and living in an area totally cut off from society with no way to contact the outside (no internet, wifi, etc.)
I wish fiber optic cabling would hurry and finish being installed in my area so I can upgrade my internet.
I wish fiber optic cabling would hurry and finish being installed in my area so I can upgrade my internet.
Sometimes I'll pop my head in to chat...
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Kunguru
- Posts: 40
- Joined: Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:32 pm
- Contact:
Granted! The Cable is owned by Comcast, they advertise 100 mbs up, and 100 down. Unfortunately they throttle nearly everything because they are Comcast.. However, MySpace loads really fast!
I wish I could lose 50 lbs.
I wish I could lose 50 lbs.
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jackmboyle
- Posts: 205
- Joined: Thu Jul 18, 2013 7:59 pm
- Location: England
- Contact:
Wish granted, but unfortunately you develop a weird health condition when you loose the weight and end up gaining 100lbs as a result
I wish for a Bacon and Brie Sandwich
I wish for a Bacon and Brie Sandwich
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sephraem
- Posts: 95
- Joined: Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:06 pm
Granted, but the bacon is nearly raw and the brie is expired with nasty mold growing on it. You take a bite not seeing this and end up in the hospital for two weeks, causing Cohh to fall into a bad mood having lost one of his mods, and, at the coaxing of the Evil Overlord, removes your mod status and bans you from the chat forever.
I wish I got more than 3 hours of sleep this morning. (Praise having friends that are six hours ahead of you in time zones!)
I wish I got more than 3 hours of sleep this morning. (Praise having friends that are six hours ahead of you in time zones!)
"You surrender after you're dead."
“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”
“Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.”
“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”
“Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.”
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themrbacon1
- Posts: 151
- Joined: Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:50 am
- Location: Germany
Wish granted. You sleep more everyday, and feel great. But your friends feel ignored because you sleep so much, and you end up totally lonely.
I wish I would look so sexy, all the girls would want me ^^
I wish I would look so sexy, all the girls would want me ^^
I come into the stream and.....
