Your favorite videogame quotes!
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themrbacon1
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Videogames have a collection of wise, helpful, clever, funny or straight up stupid quotes, I thought a collection would be nice! My favorite isn´t really wise, but funny for sure!
I come into the stream and.....
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matonster
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“All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!” (Portal 2)
Did i win?
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!” (Portal 2)
Did i win?
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thehamilton
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Oh man I'm so excited going to need a couple of days for this, so many, to many games, to many quotes conversations, how i pick just one, can i have 2, maybe more, oh man how do i decide, brain hurts.
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Raziel
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"Rot you [fluffer], rot." Is one of my favorites recently (It's a hunter kill line from Nosgoth), but I can think of so many from the Legacy of Kain series such as:
Raziel: You said it yourself Kain, your coin only has 2 sides.
Kain: Apparently so, but suppose you flip a coin enough times and one day it lands on its edge.
Raziel: You said it yourself Kain, your coin only has 2 sides.
Kain: Apparently so, but suppose you flip a coin enough times and one day it lands on its edge.
Nosgoth Enthusiast || Effective Hermit
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Kunguru
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"I will kill your dicks!" (Bulletstorm)
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ZenUltracrepidarians
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Flawless execution, perfect timing... one of our finest moments - Deadpool
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brigadierjones
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BOOOOMMMMMSHHHHAAAAAKKKKKLLLLLAAAAKKKKKAAAA he s on fire! NBA jam
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PrOxAnto
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"Give me the Naughty Nightwear"
From Fallout 3
From Fallout 3
Love a nice amount of CohhFee each day 
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raPWNzl_o7
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We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.
Sovereign, Mass Effect.
Sovereign, Mass Effect.
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RatedMForMeaty
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"I never asked for this" - Adam Jensen
No Meaty jokes, please. Kappa
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scubasteve51387
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All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! - Cave Johnson Portal 2
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sephraem
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“This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?” (Portal) (No, I don't care, because I am the reason that all the cake was gone. I told it to get in my belly. And it did.)
"Everything is teetering on the edge of everything.” (Spec Ops: The Line)
“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.” (Half-Life 2)
"Everything is teetering on the edge of everything.” (Spec Ops: The Line)
“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.” (Half-Life 2)
"You surrender after you're dead."
“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”
“Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.”
“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”
“Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.”
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Ribbons_Almark
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"Amuro Ray... Even a Newtype as powerful as you can't defeat me!" - Ribbons Almark , 2nd Super Robot Wars Z: Saisei Hen
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Start at 2:49 for the direct quote
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Cromigon
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"Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen. That's the last sensation I had, before I blacked out, the thick smell of asphalt. And the first thing I saw when I woke up was her face. She said she'd fix my bike. Free. No strings attached. I should have known then that things are never that simple. Yeah, when I think of Maureen I think of two things; asphalt, and trouble." - Ben, Full Throttle (1995)
The first 45 seconds
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The first 45 seconds
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oreon87
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The Metal Gear Solid series has the best quotes. From all the cardboard boxes codecs, talking with people after eating all the different snakes and mushrooms (especially the glow caps convo), the philosophy alot of the main characters talk about are great, etc. BUT the most iconic has to be "snake,snake....SNAKE".
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DaftBrit
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BRINK: Come here, you phlegm-carapaced, slime-faced, mucus-brained, furry legged abductor of luminously intelligent but pulchritudinous Earth women!
From A LucasArts classic "The Dig"
From A LucasArts classic "The Dig"
