I grant your wish and Justin Bieber can't get enough of you!
I wish for never ending Tacos!
Corrupted Wish
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vaxxpool
- Posts: 3
- Joined: Tue Jul 29, 2014 11:23 am
- Location: Canada!
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YouTuber, Streamer, Cosplayer! Lover of Tacos.
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sephraem
- Posts: 95
- Joined: Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:06 pm
Wish granted. You become extremely sexy, except the women want you as a friend and the guys want to get in your pants.
I wish I had a backbone.
I wish I had a backbone.
"You surrender after you're dead."
“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”
“Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.”
“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”
“Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.”
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sephraem
- Posts: 95
- Joined: Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:06 pm
Wish granted. These tacos had ghost chilis in the meat, so not only do you lose the taste buds on your tongue, you a profusely bleeding out your butt.
I wish for a stronger backbone
I wish for a stronger backbone
"You surrender after you're dead."
“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”
“Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.”
“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”
“Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.”
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Kunguru
- Posts: 40
- Joined: Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:32 pm
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Granted! All the women want you, your mother, grandmother, aunts, cousins, sisters, all those fiesty ladies at the old folk homes, want your junk.
I wish to be faxed some delicious bacon and waffles
I wish to be faxed some delicious bacon and waffles
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RatedMForMeaty
- Posts: 44
- Joined: Thu Jun 26, 2014 7:31 am
- Location: Co.Kildare Ireland
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Granted! Except the bacon isn't cooked and the waffles are mouldy. Oh, and it broke your FAX machine in the process
I wish I had a professional-level Gaming PC
I wish I had a professional-level Gaming PC
No Meaty jokes, please. Kappa
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SmuttBudgie
- Posts: 52
- Joined: Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:00 pm
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Wish granted, you get the professional PC but its so pro you dont know how to turn it on and every time you touch it it gives you and electric shock.
I wish to live on the moon.
I wish to live on the moon.
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jackmboyle
- Posts: 205
- Joined: Thu Jul 18, 2013 7:59 pm
- Location: England
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Wish granted, but you forgot to pack your space suit when leaving Earth, so you die when you get there.
I wish I had a lifetimes supply of bacon
I wish I had a lifetimes supply of bacon
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dommmination
- Posts: 12
- Joined: Sun May 11, 2014 9:04 am
Wish granted, but it's locked in a clear vault and they never told you the code to access it. you can only stare at it forever. strangely you can smell it as well and it seems like some really good quality bacon.
I wish I could could get a steam account with every game on steam credited to the account.
I wish I could could get a steam account with every game on steam credited to the account.
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drmorningwoody
- Posts: 31
- Joined: Tue Dec 03, 2013 1:32 pm
- Location: Funky Town, Texas
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Gaben falls down your chimney like santa clause with a brand new computer that has steam installed and every game credited to the account. However, you're forced to download every single train simulator dlc on your dial-up connection before you can access any other game.
I would to be able to teleport.
I would to be able to teleport.
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sephraem
- Posts: 95
- Joined: Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:06 pm
Granted, but you fell asleep during practical training so you split yourself in half.
I wish Torque would run the country for a week.
I wish Torque would run the country for a week.
"You surrender after you're dead."
“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”
“Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.”
“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”
“Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.”
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themrbacon1
- Posts: 151
- Joined: Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:50 am
- Location: Germany
He does, but he does not return the power after a week. We all die working as slaves, carrying catnip all day!
I wish I wouldnt miss so many streams because of school
I wish I wouldnt miss so many streams because of school
I come into the stream and.....
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Kunguru
- Posts: 40
- Joined: Mon Apr 28, 2014 3:32 pm
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Granted, you fail out of school and start work at McDonalds. You watch the streams at the local library as you cannot afford a computer, phone or internet.
I wish this week would fly by, I want to start my new job.
I wish this week would fly by, I want to start my new job.
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themrbacon1
- Posts: 151
- Joined: Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:50 am
- Location: Germany
You get hit by a car and you fall into a coma, the week flies by, but when you wake up, the new job doesnt wants you anymore.
I wish a bacon sandwich!
I wish a bacon sandwich!
I come into the stream and.....
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sephraem
- Posts: 95
- Joined: Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:06 pm
Wish granted, but instead of legitimate crispy bacon, it's soggy and made of soy.
I wish I could lose 100 pounds of my weight.
I wish I could lose 100 pounds of my weight.
"You surrender after you're dead."
“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”
“Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.”
“Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.”
“Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.”
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willwillkill95
- Posts: 2
- Joined: Sat Aug 02, 2014 11:40 am
- Location: UK
Looks like you got your wish! You lose 80 pounds of fat before your eyes but suddenly slump to the ground in a jelly like manner, the other 20 pounds were your bones...
I wish I didn't have to sleep.
I wish I didn't have to sleep.
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dommmination
- Posts: 12
- Joined: Sun May 11, 2014 9:04 am
granted! you are kept up at all times by terrible nightmares of your horrible untimely death and the end of the world!
I wish I could just get twitch streams beamed into my brain so i dont have to bother with silly tv screens.
I wish I could just get twitch streams beamed into my brain so i dont have to bother with silly tv screens.
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Lonkley
- Posts: 45
- Joined: Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:12 pm
- Location: Reno, NV
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Wish Granted! You now get ALL twitch streams beamed into your brain simultaneously!
I wish I could build physical things.
I wish I could build physical things.
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SkeletalJester
- Posts: 34
- Joined: Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:19 am
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In the end no matter what you build kills someone.
I wish I could make food appear from thin air.
I wish I could make food appear from thin air.
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DrunkenKitten
- Posts: 2
- Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:50 am
Wish Granted!
The food appears in your throat and chokes you to death.
I wish I could use teleportation.
The food appears in your throat and chokes you to death.
I wish I could use teleportation.
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Vurisa
- Posts: 60
- Joined: Mon Sep 15, 2014 1:54 pm
- Location: The Netherlands
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Wish Granted,
You are teleported into a wall
I wish for a rainbow
You are teleported into a wall
I wish for a rainbow
